Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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