you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
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