i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I woke up under a house in Key West
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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