he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
this hospital has no fireball
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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