if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
