it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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