hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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