sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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