So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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