Dual....:-)
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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