You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I am never drinking with the goths again.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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