It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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