Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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