before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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