and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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