it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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