I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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