I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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