what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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