He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
as a side note pls kill me
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