worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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