is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
We got so high we made milksteak
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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