Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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