At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
