i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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