let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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