This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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