I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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