i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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