I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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