Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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