Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Randomize
