he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Randomize
