(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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