Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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