I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Randomize
