he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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