Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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