OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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