A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
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