Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
id be glad to
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
