I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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