This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
