yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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