Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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