She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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