And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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