are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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