sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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