Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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