i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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