why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Even my vagina gasped.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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