If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
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I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
She needs sedatives and a leash
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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