This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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