I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
please don't ironically join a cult
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