the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Your topless pictures make me question reality
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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